Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
whose parrot is this?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
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