My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
