I'm drive I can fine osifer
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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