All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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