why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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