also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
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I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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