I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
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it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
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