I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
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If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
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I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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