I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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