All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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