I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
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I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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