Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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