He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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