As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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