Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
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after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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