If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
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You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
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Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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