I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
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