The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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