I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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