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office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
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I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
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In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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