im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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