dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
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Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I didn't notice because vodka
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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