What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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