i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
And the cops told us we were all naked.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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