I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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