Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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