So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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