My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
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I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
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Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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