Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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