You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
time to smoke my breakfast
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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