Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
My balls are so social today.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
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A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
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Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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