Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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