Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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