need another drink. this is the easiest way
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
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CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
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I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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