therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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