I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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