Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
