Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Randomize
