Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
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They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
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Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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