that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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