she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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