More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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