brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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