Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
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His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
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School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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