This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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