JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
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I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
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the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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