I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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