do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
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She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
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Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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