My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
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It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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