That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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