everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
he puts the penis in happiness.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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