He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
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A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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