don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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