Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
whose parrot is this?
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
You can make out without kissing
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