let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
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letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
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The uberlube is also flammable
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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